oolblomslim

im scared

2012-01-28T02:54:00.000+08:00

hypertension.

im scared for the first time since i got caught with this disease. i think i already got this problem since 2006 i guessed?

i knew my life would not be as long as you guys but i always pretend to forget that fact.

my colleague who is studying in india called me today.
she did explain to me regarding my health condition and unintentionally made me aware of it.
thank you for your concern. ko mmg doktor la zana. ahahaha

why didn't i take the matters seriously?
it is because that i've seeing my mom, dad, my bro, and few of my friends who have this problem live as a normal people. i just got totally wrong.

but i know i can do something bout it.
watching ah beng the movies : three wishes made me realize that i should quit smoking too.
i think that i should go to the gym more often. fyi, i am a LEVELUP FITNESS member. the largest gym in kuching. if you guys interested, do contact me if you wanna join levelup so that i know i am not alone there.

i made vow to myself to kickstart a healthy lifestyle from now on.
do pray for my health and have a good life.
tq guys for your support.

my life needs a revamp

2012-01-20T18:19:00.000+08:00

kehidupan seorang fugitive countdown

2012-01-20T07:17:00.002+08:00

migration.

TGIF

2012-01-20T06:07:00.002+08:00

i can say that im happy today. ahahah

wilder

2012-01-20T06:04:00.002+08:00

just realize that i am getting wilder now

life is unfair

2011-12-30T08:05:00.000+08:00

why always me?
tableh ka aku x jadi mangsa?

im lucky enough. ahahah.

2011-12-26T22:53:00.000+08:00

traffic lite dpn umah. line clear. aku langgar lampu isyarat buat u turn when suddenly a patrol car tailed me. ahahahahhaha. damn! the police did ask me to stop my car by the roadside. yet i was thinking of evading them. mcm need for speed. ahaha. sembunyi masuk jalan dalam. ahahah.. bwk pusing2. epic! bleh jd arwah aku kena tembak mcm aminulrashid.. so i'd changed my mind. i just stop by the roadside, dahla x pakai tali pinggang kledar. ahahhaha. pasrah kua dr keta. the officer mintak i issued my license.. aku just bg la.. ahahah.. then he told me what i did n want to give me the ticket. so he asked me to wait inside my car while he was issuing the ticket. he got into his car to take my details. then suddenly he knocked my side window and got into my car. he told me he just giving me a warning n he let me off the hook! ahahah.. nasib! slamat! lega! ahahahahah.. but he kept telling me he just issuing a warning. aahaha aku x paham n yet i thanked him again. ahaha. trik nak pau aku. slamat. then they just gone awaay. while i was putting my license back into my wallet.. i just realized that my license was already due on dec20th. ahahahaha.. slamat lg. polis to x tgk btol2 aku nye lesen. lega. syukur. lau x terbang ntah brapa ratus dah. ahahahhahaha.

i hate the moment

2011-12-26T01:38:00.002+08:00

when suddenly the word "encik penjaga" popped out of nowhere. i really want to forget that kind of thing.

sigh

2011-12-24T04:38:00.000+08:00

injuring my elbow during fusal

menipu diri sendiri

2011-11-11T00:51:00.004+08:00

~~i still pretend that you'll love me some day.~~

menipu diri sendiri

2011-11-06T02:58:00.002+08:00

real eyes
realize
real lies

menipu diri sendiri

2011-11-06T02:13:00.001+08:00

sakit wo.

aku takut

2011-10-31T13:58:00.002+08:00

kalau sehari 2 mimpi berkaitan xpe.. ni dah masuk hari ke 7..
takut gak aku bab mimpi yg bukan2 neh. kalau mimpi basah xpe la tiap2 hari pun takesah.

aku tak tahu,

2011-10-06T21:31:00.000+08:00

kawan aku menang 20k peraduan shell. sok plan nak culik die. haha

tahukah anda,

2011-10-04T16:42:00.000+08:00

ni kali ke 2 aku demam, muntah n cirit birit dlm tempoh 2 minggu. ke seminggu. muntah aku bleh blah lg, tp kua masuk jamban tak larat weh. dah la kene abiskan marking budak2. chobaan. td pun pk 7 kali nak g opis x. tkt x sempat jumpa toilet masa otw ke opis. ngam2 sampai opis crk toilet. so toilet ialah opis aku skrg. dah 8 kali da utk arini. n rasenye b4 balik pun akan kua lagi. dah la pasni nak balik jem. hopefully xde perasaan nak ke jamban mase balik. dah la perut mcm kene cucuk terbakar. pedih wo. tp lau leh buat slim ok gak. haha.

new interface la plak blogger ni

2011-10-03T01:15:00.000+08:00

Love is when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards. And yet you still say, finally I've found the right one

aku tak tahu,

2011-09-27T21:28:00.000+08:00

i don't wanna get heart attack.
ya Allah jaohkan lah aku dari penyakit ni.
hope its a normal chest pain

tahukah anda,

2011-09-27T00:52:00.000+08:00

kupas bawang merah mmg pedih mata sampai nanges?
orang kate makan chewing gum leh elak pedih.

aku tak tahu,

2011-09-25T23:05:00.000+08:00

demam truk since jumaat mlm.
demam yg aneh n menakutkan.
muntah loya tekak.
muntah angin.
ptg tetiba rase sihat..
tp pg sok nye kesejukan.
pastu cirit birit.
pastu muntah.
n aku notis something
wat aku takut. wat aku isau.
aku masih sedar.
aku nampak.
aku harap tade pape.
aku harap itu ilusi.
skrg aku asek tdo awl.
aritu tdo dgn baju keja.
tejaga kul 3pg.
aaaaaaaaaaaa..

aku tak tahu,

2011-09-24T01:01:00.003+08:00

ABCDEFG = A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. GFEDCBA = Girls Forget Everything Done and Catch new Boys Again......

aku tak tahu,

2011-09-20T06:41:00.000+08:00

korang tahu apa itu tampon?
sapa tak tahu aku nak btau la ni..
tampon tu tuala wanita.
aku tau lama dah..

klik sini

tapi, aku tak tahu,
tampon ni leh buat org hilang dara x?
legal ke pakai utk moslem?

tahukah anda,

2011-09-18T14:57:00.002+08:00

i can't do nothing to heal myself

tahukah anda,

2011-09-18T14:11:00.002+08:00

agak sukar utk menikmati air hujan.

td aku g pasar kebetulan hujan.. so aku dongak n bukak mulut..

x feel weh.

tahukah anda,

2011-09-18T07:53:00.000+08:00

oolblomslim adalah menggambarkan aku yg obese? tp back in 2005 i was tough dowh.

xcaye tgk muke aku dulu kat sini

ahahahha. siap ade 6 packs lg (tipu) ahahah.

tp nafsu makan aku membuak2 sjak gagal bercinta. tiah oh tiah

sbb makan aku leh lupe masalah. tp skrg rase nyesal x kontrol makan

rase letih bile jadi obese. hahah.

aku baru plan nak naik kinabalu. kamon! jom join g naik gunung kinabalu.

pakej aku bace br rm6++. tp x termasuk flite la.

aku tau aku rase posibility aku nak semput kat kinabalu tggi.

tp aku akan try set tarikh nak naek gunung ni. sblom aku kene penyakit rakyat malaysia.

nyesal lak aku bekukan akaun gym aku. lau x dah leh g gym buat kardio.

tahukah anda,

2011-09-18T07:06:00.001+08:00

sekarang ni rugby world cup 2011?
mase 2007 springboks juara.
ada bryan habana.. hero sprongboks
springboks tu south africa
wallabies tu australia
pumas tu argentina
azzuri tu italy
les bleus tu france
the poms tu england
yg len aku x ingat.
tp mesti ramai yg ingat pasal jonah lomu
die femes mase aku kecik2
mesti korg ingat johnny wilkinson sbb mase 2003
die hero yg bg england menang lawan aussie
dgn drop goal dan penalti die.
aku suke rugby sbb leh gadoh halal.
leh bantai org, pijak, hantuk kepala sume la.. (sin bin)
sbb aku baran dulu.
aku banyak tulis pasal rugby dlm diary aku. so
mase aku tgk match smlm trus aku teringat pasal rugby n diary.
sampai miss rabiah cegu BI aku komen lam diary pasal asek tulis pasal ragbi.
dulu aku takut kene bantai.. tp bile dah naik umo lagi sonok membantai.
sbb ragbi la aku merantau dari selatan ke utara ke timur.
form 1 aku g SAKTI, sekolah sains kota tinggi,
form 2 aku g JENAN/SEMSAH, skolah sains sultan abdul halim
form 4 aku g SESMA, skolah sultan mahmud.
form 3 n form 5 aku xleh pg, form 3 pasal pmr, form 5 pasal terlebih umur n spm.
tounament yg skolah aku main under 16.
pencapaian paling bes ialah dpt masuk quarter final kalah dgn maktab tentera diraja ngan satu try je.
mase kat sesma. time tu kitorg mmg mkn pil byk. ahaha. tp bukan pil illegal.. kitorg amik panadol n pain killer. sumpah mase main x sakit tp pas main cam syal je sakit.
berbalik pade world cup,
skrg host die New Zealand.
world cup ni nanti abes 23/10 bulan depan. lame lg
ye.. mmg lame
sbb main ragbi player plu mase utk recovery.
mmg xleh buat cepat2. so skrg masih peringkat kumpulan.. xde thrill sgt..
lom ade kejutan lagi.. seb bek main kat new zealand. game die ptg2.. sebab
waktu new zealand adalah 4 jam awal dr mesia, gmt+1200

nak men ragbi wei skrg..
leh pukul2 org

tahukah anda,

2011-09-18T00:52:00.000+08:00

aku pnah tulis diari.
cegu BI aku paksa.
ade ke patot die kate dengan menulis diari BI aku akan bertambah bagus?
siap bagi tau minimum 100 patah pekataan sehari. damn.
pastu kene submit tiap minggu hari isnin.
die akan semak grammar sambil bace diari student.
#genius

budak2 laki slalu akan ofer diri kutip diari.. sbb nnt nak curi bace ape yg girls tulis kat diari.
sbb dak2 pompuan nye diari siap tuka buku.. dari kulit depan sampai kulit blakang.
siap hias2 lagi. byk tol idea. so makah dorg pun lg tinggi dr budak laki..
kitorg segan nak tulis diari. abes brani pun tulis ceta pasal arini dewan makan xcukup lauk, tp yg aku paling ingat, 'poor helmi'.. cth ayat.. helmi had been asked by mr ismaili to play rugby even though he is tiny though. poor helmi. ayat slalu ulang2 sbb xde idea nak kasi penuh 100 words.
aku slalu tulis merapu. contoh. dear diary, today i noticed that miss salina was wearing a pair of new earing. usually she wore the circle one but today she wore a more noticeable earing.. pasal cegu la aku byk komen.. sbb xde idea sgt nak menulis diary..

tp alhamdulillah, my english is getting beter.. cume skrg ade mslh sbb jrg sgt ckp omputeh..
tp aku rase blogging pun da mcm buat diary. tp selamat la xde org nak semak dah. so aku impelement blogging sbg final projek budak2 kelas aku... so aku kene buat keje xtra la nak bukak blog dorg 1 persatu. tp skrg xde mood, mood tido je ade. #cane nak bg makah ngan dorg ni.. ngantuk la lame da x tdo betul.. asek tebangun kol 3 pg

btw, lapar

tahukah anda,

2011-09-17T23:26:00.002+08:00

best la plak ada tagline tahukah anda. hahaha

tahukah anda,

2011-09-16T15:53:00.000+08:00

mase kecik2 dulu ustaz tanye solat fardu ade brape?

budak2 jawab 5

aku jawap dgn kompiden nye 6

ustaz kate salah..

aku kate btol.

ustaz siap lis lagi
subuh zohor asar maghrib isyak = 5

aku kate + solat jumaat = 6

btol la kan.. fardu la jugak.. fardu jumaat..

tahukah anda,

2011-09-16T12:24:00.000+08:00

terima kasih ckin sbb tgglkan sy (2002)
terima kasih athirah sbb tgglkan sy (2005)
sy rase xlame lagi pun sy dtgglkan lg

tahukah anda,

2011-09-15T20:57:00.002+08:00

high overdose ubat batuk lebih bes dari high isap okok 20 batang.
pale penin syiak

tahukah anda,

2011-09-15T14:39:00.000+08:00

If I never met u, I wouldn't like u. If I didn't like u, I wouldn't love u. If I didn't love u, I wouldn't miss u.

tahukah anda,

2011-09-15T14:36:00.002+08:00

paling last sy kapel seryesly dah 6tahun lepas sblm kapel balek taun ni

tahukah anda,

2011-09-15T08:33:00.000+08:00

the smurfs adalah filem yg 1st saya tgk sejak bape bulan ntah

(_)

2011-09-14T16:07:00.003+08:00

‎"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose."
Steve Jobs

tahukah anda, i am not a happy person right this moment?

2011-09-11T02:16:00.000+08:00

nyesal
macam ada buat salah
what to do?
feel very sorry

saya ini pun bukan sempurna
tapi saya tahu (butterfingers, tentang2)

weird month

2011-09-08T23:19:00.000+08:00

dari awal bulan sampai saat ini, i feel bad.
mcm2 dugaan. idup pun cam lain.
ada pun macam xda.
mok xmok jak.
fikiran bercelaru
start over?
end?
rasa cam nak nanges.
dari isnin aku away from town.
jaga budak kat matang wildlife.
no internet connection at all.
broadband pun helpless.
ari selasa mlm rabu abah call pasal bola.
ari rabu malam kamis mak call abah sakit.
pg kamis mak call abah g spital.
budak2 aku tgglkan gtu je. aku blah awal.
family first
though abah da kuar, he is still in a weak condition.
ya Allah, Engkau berikanlah aku kekuatan
untuk menghadapi saat ini.
saat yg penuh kecelaruan dalam hidup ku.
Engkaulah Tuhan yang aku sembah dan
Engkaulah tempat aku memohon pertolongan.

ups and down

2011-09-03T01:56:00.001+08:00

i feel no good

2011-09-02T06:42:00.000+08:00

-_-"

lets have a try

2011-08-21T15:05:00.000+08:00

aku lau btol timing rajin masak.. tp limited la.. xreti mane pun..

yg x rumit pas la. lau soh buat masak merah ke rendangke lemak ke mmg fail.

ade 1 yg aku nk share ngan korg..

Ayam goreng berempah

Ingredients:

Ayam ikutla nak wing ke peha ke dada ke

Bwg merah yg byk, bukan sbiji 2 je

Bwg putih yg sdg2 byk

Halia, lengkuas,

Serai yang byk

Serbuk cili yg peket kecik,

Serbuk kari sket,

Gula, garam, ajinomoto ikut dan

Kicap

Directions:

Blend bwg merah, bwg putih, halia, lengkuas, serai..

Xdpt blend tumbuk la kai lesung.. serai tu potong halus2..

Gaulkan ngan ayam…

Pastu tabur la serbuk cili n kari..

Then gula garam n aji..

Sambil gaul rasela,..

Lau kurang manis tmbah gula, lau kurang ~~garam~~ masin, tambah garam,,,

Then taruk la kicap utk kasi kaler die gelap2..

Rase la lagi lau cam sedap tu ok la.. lau ade rase kurang tambah le ape yg ptt..

Lau nak sedap lagi biarkan lam fridge sejam 2,

lg lame lg serapla rempah ratus ke dlm ayam itu..

then gorengla... nnt rempah2 tu akan cam hangus2.. tp sedap!

slamat mencuba.. sori xde gambar.. aku lame da x msk nak2 lagi kat umah..

lau kat subang len la..

thought..

2011-08-21T02:01:00.001+08:00

aku terbaca somewhere:

ALLAH answers prayers in 3 ways :

He says YES & gives u what u want;

He says NO & gives u BETTER;

He says WAIT & gives u the BEST in His own time..

leg cramps

2011-08-20T11:08:00.000+08:00

i was asleep when it suddenly happened. the pain made me screamed helplessly. i tried to end the cramp but it wasn't relieved at all. sakit wehh. and i was panic because i was asleep. the cramp was occurred on my left calf. lasting bout few minutes and finally ended when i stretch my left leg by pointing the toe upwards. it was a painful experience.

so today im walking with a sore on my left calf.

job offered

2011-08-19T00:18:00.000+08:00

i got a new job offer, which make me think twice.

dr azman told me that our department needs a lecturer next semester.

its an oppportunity for me to balik semenanjung. n oso balik ke jabatan lama.. hehehe.

but i must consider that i'd sold my car and motorcycle...

so to revive a life there i must possess my own transport.

n i must think whether i should stay with nana or sewa somewhere kat shah alam.

ada pro n con la..

n i have to think about the gaji... haiyoo.

ada sesape minat nak jd lecturer sug?

tq for your birthday wishes

2011-08-18T23:35:00.000+08:00

ya. its my birthday today but mak kate i was born kul 11 lebih mlm la.
alhamdulillah sbb still alive n Allah gives me the opportunity
to breath the air and still in a good health.

i wish that i can be a good moslem
a better man,
seorang yg penyabar.
seorang yg penyayang.
seorang yg berjaya dunia n akhirat

tq students siap nyanyi2 lam kelas.. smpi aku ilang mood nak ngaja.. hahha

tq guys yg lepak td.. bro triple h, atthia - acet, fit, amir, akmal - izzy, amza-obe
gelak2 ingat memori lama.

tq fairuz fadilah, yg ptt tdo awal nak keje sok tp berjaga nk tunggu midnite nak wish....
u made my day.. =) siap kira lagi brp org da wish..

cume lau jd budak kan bes dpt adiah byk! hahaha.

suffer

2011-08-18T15:22:00.002+08:00

seksa. looking for any opportunity to migrate once again.

dilema

2011-08-16T14:44:00.000+08:00

rukun islam ke 4... menunaikan zakat.

im eligible to perform this rukun islam.

mmg nk sgt tunaikan zakat fitrah.

the rate for zakat fitrah in kuching is rm6.20.

my dad is an amil.

so nak bayar ngan abah trus la supposely.

tp rasa mcm awkward plak if i pay to him..

slalu tgk org dtg byr zakat kt umah..

dulu slalu gelak tgk abg ipa n esyam tekial2 nak bayar zakat kat abah.

haha.. sekarang aku lak tekial2 nak bayar..

if aku byr zakat kat lua pun no hal..

tp mcm plek la plak sbb ayh senirik amil kan..

hahaha.. kene la tggu las2 day baru bayar nampaknye..

thought

2011-08-05T18:06:00.000+08:00

Love isn't about flirting, hugs n kisses....
Love is about taking all those things away
n still have feelings for that person

I am a big fan of IFTAR...... not a big fan of SAHUR though.....

2011-08-01T00:11:00.000+08:00

yah, marhaban ramadan.
bersedia untuk menghabiskan uang membeli juadah berbuka.
aku rase expenses bulan pose lg tinggi dr x pose kot.
sok plan aku nak balik awal after class dah blah kot.
mls nak tunggu lelame kat opis.
lets jln2 cari juadah berbuka pose.
the largest in town would be bazar satok kot.
then got smaller bazar d sekitar kuching.
byk!
dunno what to buy.tomoro but nafsu makan pasti ada though setan kene jail.
so, lets me see what i'll get tomoro.
but before iftar.. u need to sahur first.
yes, im not a big fan of sahur..
but i'll try my best lah. alang2 pas sahur subuh trus.

lets be a good moslem. not for only this month period but sepanjang masa.

world at war

2011-07-30T22:14:00.000+08:00

aku tertido. sengah jam gtu..
ni baru lepas tekejut. lam kul 10 mlm.
suddenly kuching jadi cam medan perang.
org men bungapi. cam bunyik bom jatuh jek.
aku kua dari bilik cam mode nak larikan diri
hanya utk kelihatan blur oleh anak buahku.
he told me.. wassup su.. org men bungapi jek..
tp aku mmg masih tekejut ni.
ape event ek sampai men mercun jemaah mlm ni?
dah la smlm blk dari fusal kul 1 pg ayam bekokok...

marhaban ya ramadhan

2011-07-30T20:46:00.001+08:00

sbb aku dah abandon blog for few weeks, ea?

n this time plak suddenly nak blogging..

so memandangkan kaondawn tggl sari.

im wishing all moslem eid mubarak,

tinggalkan sifat mazmumah,

semaikan sifat2 mahmudah

kurangkan maki hamun

jom bawak tasbih berzikir, bace quran,
smayang kasi cukup, terawih skali

pesanan untuk diri dan rakan2.

hanya ular mengenal ular

2011-07-20T11:21:00.000+08:00

the quote hanya permata yang mengenal manikam dah x valid.

hanya ular mengenal ular (zulhelmi, 2011)

quote ini melambangkan hanya kaki ngular yg mengenal org yg kaki ngular.
yeah, i must admit that im one of those kaki ngular. why?
sbb xde keje.. aku nak wat pe kat opis?
tdo? men game? tgk muvi kat lcd? hahah

so, better kua jenjalan cuci mate.. wiwit kat amoi shopping kompleks
men boling, tgk muvi dgn harga yg murah.. haha..
so, from now on i must say that hanya ular mengenal ular is a valid quote.
thanks hell 4 founding it.

aku seorang yang malang

2011-07-20T07:25:00.002+08:00

nak kene mandi bunga telaga tujuh lah buang syal.

its only me myself to be blame

2011-07-19T13:09:00.000+08:00

im sorry

aku nak tumbok org

2011-07-18T12:12:00.000+08:00

jom anyone.

Yes man

2011-07-13T08:28:00.002+08:00

Smlm aku sume yes

Azrol, dtg opis awal sket leh kemas2 bilik baru – yes

Azrol, jom ikut aku g sematan amek lense – yes

Sir, sy lewat sket g kelas mlm nnt – yes

Azrol, bli roti jak sik sempat lunch tok – yes

Azrol, kuciiiiiing~ (walhal anjing) – yes

Azrol, mintak paswed aku mok polah keja kat letop ko jap – yes

Sir memang kiut – yes eh, WTFuuuuu

release tension

2011-07-11T00:39:00.000+08:00

the way i handle my stress have changed in line with time..

last time i would gadoh. or silently attacked people during rugby match.

then i started to scream out loud..tumbuk dinding

listen to the music with its maximum volume..

have a ride (bike/car).

eat a lot.

but now i cant sleep..hahaha.

good time, bad time

2011-07-11T00:20:00.000+08:00

i think i am enduring a bad moment rite now..

its not particularly pleasing.

or is that just only a perception?

not same as old days

2011-07-07T00:25:00.000+08:00

i miss my old days enduring a carefree life. yg seksa pun blaja. the rest was full of excitement.

now on nak ajak lepak pun suma dah ada komitmen.. even me myself.. keja doh.

even this weekend im involved in a program for the students.

paksa rela. huyo. dahla weekend ni rainforest world music festival.. the most awaited event in sarawak..

dahla gtau lasmenet.. quite dissappointed la sbb da janji nk lepak ngan hafriz, rakan matrx yg jd kuching ruggers. even aku da x larat men ragbi. but periok nasi kene jaga la kan.. nak ngular bleh asal xde keje..

lau ade keje cenggini kenela participate..

buying a car

2011-07-06T23:21:00.000+08:00

i realize that i need to have my own car myself rather than borrowing my dad's kenari, or my bro in law's ranger or esyam's lancer. my 1st target car is a forte. i have the opportunity to buy that forte for a cheaper price but i can't live with the motto biar papa asal bergaya. hence, i have to forget about my forte. at least till i secure a good pay job. because even for a cheaper price i still have too pay around 900 a month..

so i opt to a kelisa even i have to buy a 2nd hand car because perodua had stop the production of kelisa n kancil and replace those two models with vavi. eh viva. i don't enjoy driving the viva. idky. mayb because i'd drive kelisa for a long time.

this was my CLK.

cutelittlekelisa

had reach johore n perak.

long serving car

we let go for only 14k

i think i should not sell that CLK and bawak balik sawak instead. nevermind. its a rice turn into porridge.

so move on. i found a good kelisa with a low mileage n had a test drive ptg tadi. silver in colour.

the mileage is just 59k. even esyam's lancer(2yrsold) oredi reach 30+k of mileage.

i made up my mind and i handed my documents td. so just wait n see. hentam la labi.

fyi, bank negara new regulation (effectively june15th) requires a buyer to hand over at least 10% of downpayment for each car loan. so i need to fork out some cash. demn!

so i have to rompak a bank la.. or jual dadah or cr along to get the cash. haha.

i still have not lose my mind so i wouldn't do any of above.

so lets pray that money would fall from the sky or theres a harta karun beneath my house.

more practical n less risk.

i miss the scent

2011-07-04T17:15:00.000+08:00

wangi!

taken from popsop.com

i miss it's wearer too. =)

chop chop

2011-06-19T14:42:00.000+08:00

suddenly remembered the first prepaid number i used.
back in 2003, i used maxis 0128909464..
nice number kan?

week in week out

2011-06-19T14:36:00.000+08:00

we managed to gather around 10 pax for this mini reunion. was held at pantai pasir pandak, santubong..

since naem (pic 1st right) is having his holiday here..

well, the gunung santubong as the background.

the participants

tried to build 3 storeys pyramid

berjaya after countless effort

toyol (top) hit me when he fall down.

appy dihumban

oh shit. i was also kena!

pix was taken from dani's cam.

crazy saturday.. mandi manda at 2 pm till 6..

sun burned oredi.. pedih baru terasa.

no bbq but nuggets, sausages, fries, kuah kacang, tunas, n snacks.

so, thanks lad for a great wiken.

befday mirza iman

2011-06-02T20:48:00.000+08:00

june2nd.
tp buat kecil2an.
utk makan kitorg famili only.

biar gambar berbicara.

befday ariq aiman

2011-06-02T01:56:00.000+08:00

his befday is on the may 31st but his mom decided to celebrate it today since it is a public holiday on june 1st in sarawak; hari gawai.

umah abg ipar.. aku bawak miza n iman.. mak just kirim ang pow n seb bek aku da bli baju utk ariq.

mom wrapped it so that ariq akan excited bukak adiah.

he is now 6 years old.

and 4 yr info, gamba2 diamek oleh my nephs n nieces. aku x pegang pun cam.

dtg makan jek sambil di soal siatsiat.

anyway hepi befday ariq!

relieved

2011-05-31T13:52:00.000+08:00

i just wanna say that i am relieved.
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no money no talk

2011-05-26T09:41:00.000+08:00

i woke up early today.
ular sampai terbawak ke dalam mimpi. hesh!
takut aku.
btw, my brother asked me to accompany him to go to singgapor
he'll attend a course there nex week.
its a temptation offer but i have no money.
apa ada dgn singgapura? (nak sedapkan hati xdpt pg)
teringin gak nak g wei.
langkah 1. g carik along pinjam dwet
2. g tggu keta eksiden pastu bli magnum 4D
3. rompak bank
hahaha.. sume pilihan bernas.
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next, i need help.
http://levelupfitness.com/news/2011/05/13/go-tribal/#more-771
i want to participate in this event but don't have any costume.
tho whom it may concern, saya mau pinjam your costume bley?
if u read the link below, the hadiah are 2 tix to the Rainforest World Music Festival.
best ooo.. if i could win it, it would be great.
but yalah. need the costume first!
(tp act segan gak nak pakai.. hahahah)
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ular,snake,serpent,slang,schlange,ヘビ, ثعبان, साँप, 蛇, φίδι, נחש

2011-05-25T21:38:00.000+08:00

sejarah tercipta.

i went to office tadi.

arrived at 9...

got stomach ache and wanna poo poo. haha

my room is at the bengkel perusahaan fspu. n the bengkel itself

has 2 jambans. i quickly get into the jamban to fulfill my desire.

however there was something strange.

kan slalu lam toilet ade lubang kat lantai? bukan mangkuk jammban...

i saw sumthing berlingkaran inside.

oh no!!

python wei!!!!!!

ffffuuuuuu

gelabah aku.

xjadi nak berak.

aku tatau bangang ke ape tapi aku g amik bata 2 bijik terus baling ke lubang tu.. nak kasi tutup lubang.

jem otak aku. siap g btau pak gad.

tp bile pak gad tu jolok die lari lak.. pastu tunggu kejap ade balik.

gilos. besar la gak ula sawa tu. samapi skrg x retrieve. aku tatatau nak buat cemane.

risau abes.

team pak gad pun x leh tarik ula tu kua.. aku tkt ula tu g jalan masuk ke bilik aku lak.

how aa?

lau mimpi ular jodoh dh sampai..

lau jumpa ula real cane lak?????????

Convocation

2011-05-23T23:58:00.001+08:00

few pix oni. aku x de byk gamba.. adapun gamba2 aku mintak . huhu.. my convo was on the

19thMay2011.

so tq momndad,siblings,relatives,lecturers,frens,etc.
but the experience was biasa2. n seksa waiting for others.
n oso got complains from my parents. the kerusis for this so call dewan serba indah #fail.
no comfort, sakit wo nak dok lame kat situ. sape tah mengong ilham krusi cenggitu.

oso #fail pengurusan konvo dewan ni.. xbg org masuk la ape la.. kate dah penoh la.. wtfuu.

n oso #fail patut bagi kitorg sidang pagi la wei.. petang2 wat pe.

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aku anta jubah the day after. sbb aku nak amik gambar convo+studio.
alek2 die kate gamba studio x siap. panas weh.

aritu bukan main janji leh siap. rebut kastemer.

aku soh dorg pos skali ngan frem. geram aku.

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pastu plak aku sampai kch ahad.

1st time lam idup aku xde stewardess lam kapal.

sume laki. wadehel. sape wat roster ni?

adeke patut sume steward lam flight?

cam plek gile. cam lam ospital tetibe xde nurse pompuan.

gitu la

mane korg? xkan mogok???

n upon arrival lak, luggage mak aku ilang.. emo tol

sib bek arini dpt retrieve. lau x...

skrg ni aku tgh tunggu sape nak ajak aku tgk pirate.. huhu. xpun tgk sorg2

member sume dah ade dah ni. so meriah. tp dorg byk nye dh tgk

huuu..mmg xkasi can tol..

im deeply sorry

2011-05-04T10:54:00.000+08:00

dear brother. im deeply sorry for misplacing your CK sunglasses.

i believe your sunglasses is whether somewhere inside your car or in the house. i'm confident that i don't misplaced it at my office because i remembered i took it off while i was driving home because it was dark already to wear sunglasses. thus, i can't rule out evil's play. maybe the genie hide it. i suggested you to play Ruqya verses in your car.

i'll continue looking for your sunglasses as it is my fault.

Fokus Untuk Capai Kejayaan (FUCK)

2011-04-28T23:58:00.000+08:00

this phrase was created by mr. apen.
ya, kita mesti fokus untuk capai kejayaan.

im cruel

2011-04-25T02:31:00.000+08:00

dear motorists (especially in kuching),

please don't test my patience.

take 2 parking spaces instead of 1.

go slow on the right lane.

stop your car to buy mapiau

belok kiri belok kanan without giving signal.

blame others on your mistakes.

lorong kanan untuk kenderaan berat.

motosikal tgh jalan.(nak mampus awal)

my bro n i went to watch movie on the afternoon.

we parked our car dengan berhemah nya.

and there were available parking space next to our car.

btw, we watched penunggu istana.

hey u guys out there. please clarify to me whether penunggu istana is 4 real or not?

so, when we came back to our car, the parking space next to our car had been occupied.

we have no problem about that but the driver obviously doesn't know how to park

properly. he/she parked his/her car too close to our car and my brother can't open the car's right door.

this was totally annoying.

why can't you just park properly? there's sufficient place to park without making trouble to others.

illustration only

so, i did it my way~~ but this is not that silly car that parked stupidly. i didn't snap the pic of that car.

obviously i can't control my anger anymore. u simply parked stupidly at wrong moment man.

screw you!

sorry for abandoning this blog

2011-04-22T23:04:00.000+08:00

bos aku soh aku update blog die.. so.. blog aku sendiri x terapdet.. hahaha..

aku kene jage blog klik sini.

ni udah ibarat harimau disusukan, monyet di rumah mati kelaparan.

eh. macam tu lah bunyinye.

btw, im in dilemma, whether to pursue my study, or get other job.

it's not because i hate my current job. but i have my PNC reasons

that prevent me to continue on my job in education stream.

i have some serious offers to think of.

n suddenly the aviation spirit come in again. thank you twin otter.

suddenly reminding me of my dream of becoming a pilot

or an aircraft maintenance engineer.

i love aviation industry.

that's an answer to why i wore a MAS mechanic uniform

in my FB profile.

this part is tipu i worked with MAS before. but i love to teach faaken tipu. that's why i chose this education
stream. so, i'm glad to be an educator. oso lie

i am a mativator

2011-02-27T15:08:00.003+08:00

u may call me azrol kamsah. ptui!! ptui!!

aku d pakse oleh membe sejawat ku untuk jd faci program

the new arrival yg dibuat utk budak2 sem1.

wahaha, mengajar pun huyung hayang, apatah lagi nak mativate org.

kahkahkah.

aku act mmg tolak tp dorg dah memandai tulis name aku n

x pasal2 dapat call up utk dtg taklimat fasilitator last thursday.

bapak tekanan.

hahah. program ari sabtu plak tu.. dah la 1st timer ni.

aku dpt sesi ptg ngan krol n muz. wafi, ipin, awg, n paan sesi pg.

sib bek gak aku dpt sesi ptg. x la seksa nak bgn awal. risau aku.

walaupun dah dterangkan modul2 nye,

tp aku amat penin camne nak jadi azrol kamsah utk sehari ni.

hihi.

dgn pakai jeans nye, sandal crocs.. santai sungguh aku.

xreti nak skema. bukannye dinner pun kan. hahaha

krol siang2 lagi dh ajak gabung kalau budak x ramai.

aku yg gile2 ni mengharapkan org yg serius bantu aku. haha

krol pun gile gak, haha. mati la kitorg.

dhla krol lambat dtg. berpeluh aku sorg2.

n lagi tambah syok, students grup aku sume pompuan. wadehek!! 19 org pompuan.

sume name nor, noor, nur, nurul.. gile ke ape pembahagian grup ni.

rase mcm pupus lak aku.

ow man!

tp sib bek aku leh kaver, sembunyi kegugupan aku n buat2 ceria.

mwahaha. seb bek students senang ngan aku. kalau tak hancus.

tgk2 ade plak sorg student kos aku sesat kat grup aku.

mmg kantoi la aku.

bertaaruf la, n rupenye ade liyana fizi lam grup aku. (sape liyana fizi, g tanye abang gugel) wahhh.. indah nye dunia..

tp aku tgk trend skrg la, byk budak manje2 menggoda je..

hiash!! aku pun kene sikit tempias (syok!) hahah

melihat aku yg ceria dorg tak malu2 nak berkenalan, walaupun td 1st2 aku tgk

rata2 nye senyaaaaaap je. aku x bgtau pun objektif program sampai budak2 pun ade yg

tanye kat aku. hahahaha..

seb bek krol join skali ngan grup aku.. so x le gelabah.. kene share experience,

kene naikkan semangat budak2, kene bgtau dorg blaja, tak terkejut dgn budaya,

dan macam2 lagi la. seb bek xde budak yg aku kenal. kalau tak ancussss.....

azrol kamsah le katakan. hahahah

topeng semata2. tp aku tgk budak enjoy la dgn kitorg..

sbb aku x ikut pun modul cadangan.. main blasah jek...

ikut mane aku rase perlu. haha.

siap nyanyi2 lagi,

sayonara, sayonara sampai berjumpa lagi.

blablablabla...

santai lah..

btw, ni la liyana fizi.. haha...

ade budak td iras2 die la.. fysa ke hape name die..

tp mmg xamek num phone la.. hahah. aku baek. lol

kami adalah pakcik yang kejam

2011-02-18T22:49:00.008+08:00

ini aku dan abang aku.

kami mmg gila2.

ini iman, anak akak aku. 8 yrs.

ini hadif, pun anak akak aku. umur cecah staun 31 jan aritu.

satu petang, akak aku balik dari keje bawak icecream nestle skotak.

syok la anak2 die. dapat makan aiskrim.

aku ngan abang aku pun leh la tumpang skaki. haha

tp aritu kitorg xde la ngidam nak makan aiskrim, so x mengepau la.

iman makan kat ruang tamu. adif dok kat dalam katil budak die.

adif ni pantang tgk org makan. sume nak dimintak nye.

mak adif ni dah jerit kat dapur..

" imannnnnnnn, dont even dare to feed yr brother with icecream!! i'll smack u down!! "

muka iman cuak.. haha.. he is notty oso.

but we successfully provoked him..

man, berik jakkkkk...

man, berik jakkkk...

man, sian adif...

sikkiiiiit jak...

pleaase..

man, berik sikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit jak..

laju man

laju man,

b4 the monster turn up from the kitchen.

hahaha

so iman dgn muka cuak nya menyuapkan adif sesudu aiskrim.

hahahaha..

aku ngan esyam goleng2 tgk reaksi adif.

terbeliak die. haha. sejok kowt, n sedap..

hahaha..

nak gelak takut kantoi kat mak die.

ahahahahah...

tp alek2 si iman ni gelak gak..

ahahahah..

die dowh!!

imaannnnnnn!!

haha

aku ngan esyam hanya mampu gelak.

iman plak kate.. su ool n cik syam suroh!!!!

hahaha

die.

*su=paksu

*cik=ntah.

tp aku suke tgk reaksi adif. hahah. tekejut giler.. mate terbeliak.. siap bunyi lagi.. ooo ooo uuu uuu

lol. sib baik la adif x berak2. kalau x ade la rase bersalah kitorg. lol.

mechanics, sanctum, no string attached.

2011-02-17T23:13:00.001+08:00

sape nak teman aku tgk?

nexweek la kite tgk.

jom ngular same2

abc

2011-02-17T00:11:00.002+08:00

dear readers, (women/ladies only)

you know, you are A B C D E F G H I J K?

i know u might be wondering what does it mean?

:: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot! ::

you may look for the meaning of I J K in my comment box.

aku dan slurpee

2011-02-13T22:17:00.005+08:00

sedap bukan?

aku sgt suke slurpee.

sedap!

dan bleh buat aku ngidam.

kenape?

sbb dulu dekat sawak xde 7-11.

so, nak merase slurpy kene lah pg kolumpo.

sedap bukan?

aku sgt suke slurpee.

sedap!

dan bleh buat aku ngidam.

kenape?

sbb dulu dekat sawak xde 7-11.

so, nak merase slurpy kene lah pg kolumpo.

aku ade sejarah ngan slurpee ni.. hahaha.. yg lame dan yg baru.

aku 1st time jejak kaki ke kolumpo mase taun 92 ke 93. mase tu aku kecik lagi, lam 5 taun.

aku sangat taksub dengan slurpee ni.. tp x la sampai macam mamat tu, tappi hampir la.. nyaris.. lol

*gambar semata2. xde kaitan ngan kehidupan org itu. aku pun xknal

mase tu aku dok kat jalan raja alang, kampung baru, umah cousin aku. depan sikit dari umah die ade kedai 7e. mmg mase tu 1st time aku tgk kedai runcit canggih. haha. macam kfc pun ade. lol. pastu layan diri. nak air ko isi sendiri, kalau nak yg pakai mesin la..

mase tu aku ngan abah aku baru balik dari chow kit. jalan kaki wo.. menapak. mmg penat dol aku ingat lagi aku heret jek kaki aku sbb dah letih jenjalan kl ni. haus pun yg amat. so mmg seblom sampai umah cousin aku akan lalu 7e, aku pun memandai swing ke dalam kedai tu. cakap kat abah aku haus.

pastu tgk kat mesin layan diri tu, ingat nak bli air zepel, pastu tetibe tgk yg mesin lagi satu tu cam lagi bes jek. so aku pilih yg cup paaling besar. hoho.. dgn gaye mesin aiskrim plak tu. korg tau kan? nak ambil slurpee cane? hoho.. kan ala2 aiskrim nye mesin?

kluar nye ais cam aiskrim jek tapi leh minum gtu2. weh, zaman dulu mane ade ice blended.

ais kepal ade la. air batu campor adela. am i right? mane ade stabak,kopikacang,bing!,etc.

so, minum slurpee adelah nikmat dunia! woohooo.. hahah

aku ingat lagi aku g zoo negara kat ulu kelang tu. mase tu aku ade bawak slurpee.. kat tempat gajah.. mase tu aku tgh keletihan jenjalan, aku letak la slurpee aku kat atas pagu.. alik2 gajah tu g amik.. anak haram tul! aku nangis doh! (mase tu aku budak, logik la nangis) lol

gajah pun tau nak minum slurpee. ceh.

haha.. seb baik cousin aku tlg blikan slurpee mase balik. sepanjang kat kl tu hari2 aku g 7e bli slurpee. hoho. kadang2 g ngan abg aku.. (tatakut kene culik langsong time tu)

dah balik sawak dok tercari2 nak minum slurpee. siap soh cousin aku bawak balik mase die balik raye. hahah. mmg OMK tul.

sejarah baru plak baru je berlaku 3 hari lepas mase bli slurpee.. haha..

bukan pasal awek jage 7e tu lawa, tak same skali. haha

aku ni jenis yg kalau boleh biar padat maksimum! nak isi slurpee tu bia penoh2.

rugi dowh kalau setitik pun.

so, bile dah penuh, aku akan letak la die nye penutup. tp pastu aku g la isi lagi melalui corong tgh tu.. dapat byg? aku isi punya isi, tetibe lak aritu pandai meletup. haha. popppp!!! tudung tu tercabut.. hahah.. sorry la cik cashier. tak sengaja. lol. tak pasal2 die terpakse mop section tu. seb bek aku g time lewat mlm. hoho. aku jela kastemer die. hihi..

maluuuuuuuuuuuu!! hahaha.. tp takan menghalang aku dari membeli slurpee lagi.. heheh.. aritu sebab aku tak tutup betol2.. slalu ok jek bile aku buat. haha..

hidup slurpee!!

craziekuzza

2011-02-12T11:35:00.001+08:00

aku naik opis lewat arini. aku amek keputusan solat jumaat kat uitm sbb petang kul 2 ade pembentangan OBE kat dewan jubli. semua lecturer terlibat so sume berhimpun kat dewan macam org gila. ahaha.

geng2 jabatan aku dah siap dah compile. so tade masalah la. tunggu nak present cume lecturer BEL je menghilang menyebabkan team kitorg xleh bentang..

abg aku ajak g tgk bola kat stadium. game start 415. aku still kat dewan mase kol 330. seb bek geng gile2 sume dah mcm cacing kepanasan nak balik. xleh dok diam dah.

so pikir nye pikir patut abis kul 5, deal ngan kp ahernye die kate bleh la blah dekat nak pukul 4. aku g anta paan dulu kat umah die. alik2 aku tertinggal kasut kat umah die sebab aku tumpang kencing. n aku tuka slipa trus tp lupe lak bawak kasut...

then abg aku update stadium dah meriah, 1st time sejak betahun2 x meriah. so aku dgn gile nye meredah jem org balik keje nak g stadium. walaupun aku pasti lewat sampai. lol

jarak dari uitm ke stadium ibarat dari shah alam ke mid tapi lalu kat fedrel yg jem. camtu la. aku naik gile gak bapak ramai org sawak balik awal. lol. sume kaki ngular. haha. nak cepat nye pasal aku lalu toll. dah la dorg bawak sentimentel kat lane kanan. hiaaaghhh.

aku berjaya sampai kat stadium lam kul 5, masa halftime. parking depan kaunter tiket. lol. otai x otai. so mmg penuh la stadium arini. cuma sawak main hampeh. defence cam haram, keeper lak ala2 fabianski.

stadium negri ni mmg ade byk memori. aku dulu pnah main bola kat situ. mase aku form 2. lawan sekolah sukan tabuan jaya team aku menang 5 - 1. aku goalkeepernya. lol. terer woo.. haha

n mase aku kecik2 dulu pun kitorg tgk bola kat situ mase zaman sawak menang liga perdana taun 97. seblom liga tu dikenali dgn liga super. pastu taun 98 sawak pindah ke stadium baru yg seblah je ngan stadium negri. cuma x main kat stadium sawak sebab tgh maintenance utk sukma.

yg bes mase tgk bola kat sini.. fans bukannya sokong player sawak, tapi maki dorg sbb main cam gampang. dari dulu lagi fans gerenti maki player2 ni. dorg kompom dengar la sbb aritu aku pnh tengok mase fans teriak maki player sbb die x jage opponent dgn baik, player tu angkat tgn kat fans mcm mintak maaf. haha. aku pun join maki player2 ni sbb mmg aku dok area defence sawak. rightback x jage wing no 9 dgn baik sampai die score 2 bijik. sume hangin.

so throughout the game kitorg jerit2 sampai takde suara. tapi fighting spirit team sawak aku tgk dah jadi macam dulu balik. 3 kali ketinggalan. dapat kejar sampai minit terakhir dorg bjaye skor.

itu yg bagusnye la.

semangat NGAP SAYOT dah macam kembali.

zaman dulu taun 90-an, team sawak kalau menang grenti disuroh terjun ku sungai sawak oleh coach dorang awang mahyan. terjun dari jambatan satok. lol. takpun team sawak akan disuruh balik umah jalan kaki dari stadium. dasat wo mase tu.

so, aku harap dorg akan terus bersemangat la seperti semangat aku nak balik awal dari opis semata2 nk tgk game ptg smlm. lol

renew baligh

2011-02-11T00:09:00.002+08:00

haha. lol. rupe2nye baligh leh renew.

bunyi cam sarkastik sikit la tp please be openminded, mates.

org laki akil baligh bile die bermimpi. tu kate org tua. mahahahaha. aku sgt bangang term ni mase aku budak2 lagi, hingusan, xsunat lagi. kalau nak mimpi ari2 aku leh mimpi (mase kecik la)

dah besar baru aku tau mimpi ape yg syok tu. haha.

tapi act kalau budak2 zaman sekarang. blue dah merata2. mmg xde censored dah. dorg pun pakar ditambah lagi dgn bantuan citer2 horny omputeh, lagi cepat dorg akil baligh.

budak lelaki akil baligh apabila terkeluar mani buat pertama kalinya.

tp bila dah jadi orang dewasa, memang slalu la renew baligh sebab slalu terkeluar mani dengan sengaja mahupun tidak. bile keluar air mani baligh balik. sok kua lagi mani baligh balik. and so on and so on.

tu utk lelaki.

kalau pompuan lak akil baligh bile terkeluar haid.

tp pompuan lagi slalu renew dorg nye baligh. tiap2 bulan kot.

so bab renew baligh paling untung org lelaki la sbb proses merenew baligh itu seronok.

x macam pompuan bila renew baligh emosi terganggu, moody, sakit perut, pms dan byk lagi la

p/s: tulisan ini bukan nak encourage korang lelaki renew baligh slalu, cuma just nak kongsi term renew baligh. lol

nightmare of the day

2011-01-16T23:06:00.000+08:00

aku bermimpi burok.

aku seorang penangkap haiwan jurrasic.

ntah macam mane aku masuk lam mode mimpi jurrasic aku pun tatau.

nak kate aku tgk cite jurrasic b4 aku tido mmg tak la.

tapi nilah mimpi yg buat aku berpeluh satu katil. seb bek tak terkencing skali.

aku ngan ade beberapa org tgh jalan2 lam utan.

aku takenal mereka. tp macam dah lama jadi geng.

aku tatau ape misi aku g situ.

tapi pistol pun xde. hanya

skali aku terserempak dgn bigfoot.

mmg ganas. member2 aku mati sume dah.

aku sangat cuak. peluh2.

adengan kejar mengejar bigfoot itu dgn aku.

aku nyorok dalam satu lubang pokok.

tapi dalam pokok tu plak ade ular cobra.

aku x sedar tapi ular tu dah menjalar kat tangan aku. haiish!

jantung aku berdegup kencang. dan tiba2 pokok tempat aku nyorok dimusnah oleh bigfoot itu.

mengkantoikan aku nyorok kat situ. aku lantas lari sekuat hati.

big foot itu terus mengejar aku.

saspen wei bleh plak aku tersepak buah kelapa.

jatuh gedebab. sakit weh!

n bigfoot makin hampir!

aku cuba bangkit n berlari semula.

baru selangkah kaki ku ditangkap oleh bigfoot tersebut.

noooooooooooooo!!!

dan aku dihumban oleh bigfoot itu.

macam terjatuh dari kondo tingkat 13.

dan aku tersedar.

peluh wei.

lame dah aku x mimpi ngeri.

sekse gak weh.

alamatnye kene basuh kaki la pasni.

hehe.

jom main ufo!

2011-01-16T01:47:00.002+08:00

saat aku busan.

abang aku ajak men ufo kat waterfront.

ape itu ufo?

hahaha..

aku lupe nak amik gambar.

sejenis mainan yg terbang.

alaah. banyak jual kat icity.

saje nak main.

tgk2 awek kat waterfront.

kot kot melekat sorg. (harapan)

haha.

sejuta kata maaf terasa

2011-01-16T00:30:00.001+08:00

uhuhu

gempar

2011-01-11T18:45:00.010+08:00

syukur aku balik awal lagi.

kalau x aku mesti feymes dah.

antara mangsa kapal terbang tergelincir.

menurut aku (gambar bawah) kapal terbang ini tergelincir sbb kesilapan manusia ditambah lagi dengan fakto cuaca.

2 kombinasi ini mmg pasti akan menyebabkan kejadian tak diingini berlaku. aku yakin landasan xde masalah, kapal terbang pun xde masalah. landasan panjang tu.. international nye runway yg leh cater a380. takan a320 hampeh??

berdasarkan tempat kejadian.. slalu kapal terbang akan swing trus g terminal instead of tawaf the whole runway. tgk gambar runway ni. slalu kapal terbang akan belok kat titik merah itu,

berbanding nak tawaf sampai ujung.

maka situ lah tempat kejadian. mungkin nextime mase hujan xleh pakai laluan ni. kene tawaf jaoh. sbb kelajuan kapal terbang ketika tiba d selekoh ini adalah masih tinggi. so.. bagi aku elok la tawaf sikit daripada amik risiko. sekian.

sarawakian hospitality

2011-01-10T11:08:00.001+08:00

dari aku duduk tunggu belon td aku dah borak2 ngan rakan sepesawat..

walhal aku x kenal pun dorg.. tp that is sarawakian hospitality. org2 yg ramah.

xkenal pun buat2 mcm dah kenal lame.. borak pasal banjir, hujan, bini baru ketua menteri etc.

lam flite aku dok ngan sorg uncle chinese.. baru balik dari aussie mlepak ngan anak die yg keje kat sane sbg chef. he was an indonesian but semangat kemalaysiaan nye sgt tggi.. dah jadi org malaysia lame dah..

cakap pun dah gaye org sawak.. xde bunyik indonesian and english ade slang chinese.. so dlm flite aku enjoy borak2 mencarut mengarut ngan org tue tu. byk gak cerita yg die stori.

tp yg paling best sbb aku fly lam cuaca xberape elok.. turbulence memanjang. sbb cuaca mendung n hujan..

1st time aku rase cam roller coaster. paling gerun bile pesawat tu macam terpleot.. ibarat kereta yg tayarnye termasuk lam lubang pastu naek balik.. sume org bunyi ala2 lam roller coaster..

bukan sekali tapi berkali2 gak la..

aku tgk kat tingkap putiiih je. xnampak ape pun.. kalau x aku la hobi tgk pemandangan kat tingkap pesawat.. n carik landasan mase nak landing or recognize kawasan yg aku nampak area mane..

so.. harini mmg bad weather.. n aku berpluang utk melihat fenomena hujan kat satu tempat je.. mmg mengkagumkan la..

ok.

aku balik kuching ni bukan nak cuti sematamata.

aku akan g interview selasa nih utk post pensyarah kat uitm samarahan..

aku g sbb aku xnak tolak pelawaan org.. sbb ade sorg pensyarah tu call aku tanye berminat x jadi pensyarah.. kalau minat g interview.. sbb mase dulu aku terlepas interview..

then aku terpaksa mlupakan sekejap cita2 aku nak jadi surveyor berjaya sbb famili aku x paham kerjaya seorang surveyor. yang asek2 outstation n x dok opis..

aku dah mati akal camne nak explain kat famili aku aku buat ape.. dorg tau aku g sukat tanah jek.. buat gps, sounding, setting out sume x amik port. yg dorg tau hidup aku keje dan keje 7 hari seminggu xde cuti.. itu pun dorg x paham. nape aku xde cuti.. walhal ade jek.. n kalau aku keje ari ahad, cuti aku akan diganti..

dorg xtau gps observation nak kene buat bape lame etc...

dorg ingat site aku sebelah opis jek. hari2 g ukur kat opis. wth..

ini la masalah kalau xpnah ade surveyor lam famili..

engineer pun dok kat hangar je. bukan yg dok kat site. traveling sane sini.

so.. aku rase kalau aku dapat jadik lecturer nih aku amik je la.

tunggu satu hari nanti aku sambung balik cite2.

kalau x, Allah bg aku merase camne jadi surveyor cukup sebulan je..

then rezki aku ade kat tempat lain. aku redha.

mungkin Allah bagi pluang utk aku merase semua pekerjaan yg aku idamkan.

surveyor, pensyarah, duta, pilot, chef, bisnesmen dan byk lagi yg penah aku angan2kan dulu.

Allah Maha Kaya.

lagi Maha Pengasih.

dan Maha Penyayang.

aku nak balik kampung. rumah yg kat atas pokok tuu

2011-01-09T00:22:00.002+08:00

hoi hoi.

aku amik cuti sminggu.

balik ke kampung halaman ku.

umah yg atas pokok tuu.

nak kene naik rakit baru sampai.

pastu jalan kaki nam jam..

naik bukit turun bukit..

masuk sungai keluar sungai..

hoi hoi..

umah aku dinding buloh atap nipah.

umah kau dinding emas atap kristel.

umah kau ade padang golf swimming pul.

hoi hoi...

ade aku kesah

ade aku marah

oi oi

2011-01-08T08:41:00.014+08:00

aku bgn awal sikit arini.

rase letih x abis lagi nih.

jap lagi letih lg.

boleh x aku x jadi azrol?

aku nak jadi superman.

xpun batman.

xpun wolverine.

xpun spiderman.

xpun joker.

xpun jack sparrow.

xpun james bond.

xpun robin hood.

xpun zorro.

xpun darth vader.

xpun ironman.

aku rase aku dah malas nak jadi aku.

sbb aku baek, suke tlg org, rajin, xpenting diri, xberkira,

menghargai kawan, berkorban utk org lain,

penyelamat, xbermuka2.

kalini aku nak jadi raja drama.

kalini aku nak jadi two-face.

aku dah muak dah dgn org yg suka mengambil kesempatan terhadap kebaikan aku.

aku dah muak dgn org yang kawan time susah je time senang lupe. cari time nak mintak tolong je. time senang bersenang ngan org len.

aku dah muak dgn sandiwara korg.

aku dah muak.

slamat pagi chekgu.

2011-01-08T01:32:00.002+08:00

aku baru sampai shah alam dari penang.

penat siot. pagi kat site.. petang balik..

membe yg balik skali ngan aku anta aku kat komuter.

so aku plu balik shah alam sendiri la.

dari kepong. jam dah kul 930 mlm.

kaunter dah tutup and aku kene bli pakai mesin.

leceh!

dah la aku kene tuka train sbb kat situ hala ke seremban..

aku lak nak nek tren hala ke klang...

lagi menyirapkan darah aku...

tren tiba x tepat pada waktunya.

kalau awal sonok la.. ni tidak..

lagi sengah jam baru sampai...

dah tu aku p singgah hentian putra utk tuka tren sbb kalau nak tuka kat kl sentral

ramai kot org..

skali lagi aku kene tunggu sengah jam lagi utk tren tu sampai.. tekanan!!

sbb aku dok menunggu je lam hidup aku nih.

td pun aku menunggu:

duduk 10 jam utk observation GPS

duduk lam kete 5 jam

tunggu komuter 1jam sengah.

arghhh..

act aku je yg balik ngan membe aku, alex.

surveyor laen still tinggal kat penang utk buat observation GPS lg.

ahad neh aku akan balik ke kuching, yg mana aku x heboh2 kan lg.

aku amik cuti seminggu.

aku saja malas nak gtau orang kalini aku balik.

sbb aku xde kepentingan pun kat dorg pun.

sape la aku kan.

aku tgh memplot satu bende yg aku tak pnah pikir pun

tunggu nanti akan aku btau apesal aku cuti panjang sket.

harini aku nak gtau korg yg aku penat dowh.

sakit blakang aku sbb dudok je...

sakit lain lagi.. huhu...

blaja memandu

2011-01-06T01:03:00.003+08:00

td aku buat gps observation utk buat control penang 2nd bridge.

stesen aku kat PLMP, seblah airport. mmg tmpt org blaja untuk menjadi seorang pelumba haram terbaik.

aku rase nak tergelak tgk ragam dak2 mase prektikel memandu moto.

yg ego: apa pasal moto sy xleh start?

cegu: yg hang p trajang cam bapuk mmg la xstat

yg ego: tak la cegu, sy slalu ini macam saje sula boleh stat maa

cegu: cube dulu

yg ego: ta boley punye la cegu, tgk in macam pun problem woo

cegu dgn cool nye menghalau budak tu turun dari moto.

cegu: ni hang bukak mata hang luas2. satg aku x ajaq dah. preeennng preng prenggg pulas throttle..

yg ego: aik, tadi ta bole maa..

aku nak aje hempuk budak tu. ego nak mampus.

aku ade buat kajian lak..

mat rempit: buat latihan cam org gile... tali topi keledar x pasang.

mat skima: ceguuu.. kalau saya brek emergency tapi saya bawak pelahan je macamana????

pastu aku sian gak tgk budak fail lalu titi tu... sampai jatuh moto!

luke2... ish3

esok dorg akan test ngan jpj.. aku rase mesti dorg akan willie atas titi mase test nanti.

hoho

p/s: aku akan balik ke kch ahad neh.

hoho. aneh?

ayam

2011-01-03T00:38:00.005+08:00

the nature of a surveyor: to stay in a cheapest hotel in town.

why? boss is lokek. to maximize the profits and minimize the expenses.

it's better than never aite?

so, my recent task required me to stay in kuantan. we involved in LPT project which will be resumed soon after several years of abandonment. we need to establish few points by using GPS for our ground surveyors to do the detailing work.

we stayed in a hotel which is located at jln wong ah jang. the cheapest hotel that we could find in kuantan. we are obliged by the company to stay in a hotel which is not exceed RM80 per room for 3 pax. fail to do so could cost our allowance cut.

i'd stayed in various hotels before but this is the worst hotel (best hotel for those who are sangap). it is because jalan wong ah jang is well known as the port for hookers.

i wanted to snap pictures of them but i don't have any camera nor camera phone. please wait till i buy a brand new handphone or dslr camera. =p

the customer even come in the afternoon. i don't know maybe it is because of monsoon?

cold weather. need some workout to warm up body?

talking about monsoon.. this is the craziest site i've ever had. and i came to kuantan when flood occurred. many roads were inaccessible. even we had to wait for two days to get into the site.

back to the topic. there are many choices available.

kidding.

i don't know the tag price there.

i never been into this business.

do call me noob.

p/s: i will update soon after getting some of the promised picture.

opss... ini gadis rusia.. ops.. tp die bukan ayam.. =p

hakim euphoria

2010-12-30T00:06:00.011+08:00

pix: kamarul kamarudin

im da kusut masai one.

i enjoyed that one.

watching football with fellas

i lost my voice n cough a lot.

i don't care.

i managed to come and joined my colleagues before the kick off though i arrived home at 1915 hrs.

it was a phenomenon! it was packed with Malaysian supporters

luckily i rode my motorcycle. otherwise i had to park my car far away.

i was among the last passer by before the crowd went wild and evaded the road.

hakim restaurant was very packed!

it was unusual!

amazing.

oh ya! there are indonesians working at hakim and they must be bemused regarding the defeat and frightened to see the 'unsangkarable: qouted by hasbullah awang' crowds.

i love to see the crowd showing their support to our national team.

and rio ferdinand also congratulated MALAYSIA in his tweet.

and PM Najib declared this Friday is a public holiday to commemorate Malaysia's first ever AFF Suzuki Cup win.

so congratulations!

to my fellow Indonesian friends, Reydita, Jazhela..

no hard feelings regarding the laser issue ok?

jaoh di mata jaoh di hati

2010-12-28T23:49:00.001+08:00

agree?

bersiul siul

2010-12-27T19:37:00.004+08:00

Old Automatic Garbage (OAG)

lets me explain a little about this song.

in sarawakian slang.

one of a few pieces of famous songs in sarawakian slang.

btw, kacak in sarawak = beautiful.

tried to upload video but failed to do so..

Hey! Hey!
Mek suk ngan kitak
tak suk ngan mek kah
mek sik kesah.

Hey! Hey!
Mek sik bulak
kitak kacak
kedak pusak.

Hey! Hey!
Ho kamek kah
tak suk mek sahlah
kenak sik madah.

Hey! Hey!
iboh gago
iboh ngaco
iboh gago.

Hey! Hey!
Mek suk ngan kitak
tak suk ngan mek kah
mek sik kesah.

Hey! Hey!
Mek sik bulak
kitak kacak
kedak pusak.

Hey! Hey!
Ho kamek kah
tak suk mek sahlah
kenak sik madah.

Hey! Hey!
iboh gago
iboh ngaco
iboh gago.

Hey! Hey!
Mun dak kerak
mun dak pusak
rusak!!!

saya heart cuti

2010-12-27T01:09:00.001+08:00

yeah.. i hate mondays.

just like garfield.

last friday, i've decided to take a leave on monday so that i could be a happy man staying late at night and waking up late just like the lyrics; while everybody else is getting out of bed, im usually getting in it..

this is the first time i handed in the leave application form to pakrol... and he asked me why did i need to take this leave and i simply answered; it is because i don't have any work to do next monday.

he laughed while approving my application but it was an unpaid leave which i was unaware of because of my probation period. but who cares?

naah...

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mode at the moment:

empty heart

empty pocket

empty room

empty fuel tank

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

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i watched the football match and i want to make a prediction for the 2nd leg.

tune lagu: singkong dan keju

at jakarta, im predicting something unusual will occur.

aku pakai laser, kau pakai bomoh

oi oi oi oi

aku sumbat tiga, kau sumbat lima

oi oi oi oi

aku dambakan, piala suzuki dan maruahnya

aku ini hanya tukang tilik.

aku ini hanya pak belalang~

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merry xmas

2010-12-25T01:11:00.004+08:00

hahaha.. santa...

aku maok basikal sigek..

k ku main petang2..

leh slim. hahaha

balik kl ke x ni?

2010-12-21T05:10:00.000+08:00

aku sampai penang ari sabtu lepas.. dari kluang, johore.

gile penat seyh naik bas 2 kali. sbb aku stop kat bukit jalil aka pudu sbb xde direct bas ke butterworth. dah la ulat tiket berkeliaran. rase nak hempuk2 je ulat ni sbb nyebok je.

tp bile aku pikir dorg keje lagi elok dari yg mintak sedekah, yg mencurik.

ada betol? sbb dgn ade nye dorang, kite tayah nak penin2 la carik tiket yg tepat dgn waktu keberangkatan kerana sememangnya mereka akan carikkan bas yg ngam2 ngan jiwa raga kite. x ngam pun mayb ade charge tambahan. utk komisen dorg.. mesti dorg amik punye sbb kalau xde komisen watpe nak jadi ulat kan? tp harge bas tu takde la lari mane pun stakat die amik rm3 gitu je kot. aku demand ngan ulat tu aku nak seat bas yg vip and she managed to get me the bus yg aku nak dgn mase keberangkatan segera. immediate boarding.

tp otak aku rase cam bengong je naik bas sorg2, takde orang nak borak.waaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lame sangat nak sampai.. kluang - kl = 4jam, kl - butterworth = 4 jam

sbb sorang.. kalau ade orang teman aku gagah lagi nak borak ke, berlawak ke, buat gila ke..

dah la aku tak reti nak tido lam bas.

aku lupe bli newspaper plak..

mase kat rnr menghala ke penang je baru aku teringat nak bli..

mase otw suddenly en sepul call aku.. regarding the vacant post for lecturer, uitm sarawak.

satu pengharapan baru la sbb nak gak jadi lecturer, sarawak lagi tu.. die bg aku satu contact number lecturer yg incharge.. so aku call la.. aku call plak mase tu tak kene tempat.. sekejap ade sekejap xde line.. tp managed to get the details ape yg plu bawak and kalau nak g prepare utk mock teaching. tp, masalah besar nye interview kat kuching, 21th december 2010, 2pm.

aku dpt tau sabtu, 18/12/2010... mmg naya la.. dah la aku kat atas bas masa tu. en saidi yg incharge tu kate aku leh pg intebiu, bleh di ejas la.. tp masalah nya tiket myr5++. gilos. xmampu aku nak bli.. 5 kali ganda dari yg biasa aku bli. or 3 kali ganda harga las minit.

lagi satu.. aku penin la sbb aku tgh otw ke penang.. baru tukar job.. xpasal2 kene sembelih.

bos aku hitler zaman moden..

aku dalam dilema wei..

samada nak g ke x interview itu.

aku mmg nak jadi lecturer tapi kalau aku tau interview tu awal sikit kompom aku leh amik cuti, n bli tiket dgn harga yg berpatutan..

tp aku percaya aturan hidup qada n qadar Allah.. so aku percaya Allah Maha Kaya..

rezki Nya luas. ada rezki aku jadi lec nanti ade la.. takpun suddenly aku jadi seafarer ke, pilot ke, bisnesmen ke, polis ke, duta ke, menteri ke, sape tau?

walaupun peluang tu begitu dekat mendatang..

aku x mampu nak buat keputusan dgn pantas.. aku kene pikir byk hal..

ahad semalam aku keje, buat gps observation pakai navcom.. rtk. 1st time buat. agak kekok la.. tp boleh la.. petang tu ahmad hilmi kate aku xyah join team hydro.. aku join buat lrt plak kat kl..

so, aku terselamat dari nak dok kat atas bot bace current meter.. 25 jam.. lame tu.. camne nak buang air besar kalau dok atas bot.. huhu..

good news for me, aku balik kl buat job kl plak. yihaaa

cuma elaun sikit la kalau local...

tp, yang tak bes nye aku btolak kul 10 mlm gtu...

ni aku baru sampai lam kul 4 kat opis... then gerak shah alam 430 br sampai umah...

sok kene masuk lak opis kul 10.. seb bek bukan 830.. tp aku prefer x masuk langsung..

p/s: lesen keta aku kene renew. haha. sok aku bawak keta harem.. doakan keselamatanku dari kuda belang.. huhu..

penang mari johor pergi

2010-12-17T16:23:00.002+08:00

tuka job.

got a call from the boss.

will heading north tomorrow.

im sad to leave johore.

but, c'est la vie.

nissan vanette rally challenge.

2010-12-15T19:19:00.017+08:00

wokeyh.

aku dah dapat letop.

n tgh lepak hotel yg ade wifi. huhu.

thanks to panjang sbb tlg amekkan letop.

ok.

nak stori skit.

im currently doing leveling work to produce a proposed temporary bench mark (TBM) for double track railway development project which is stretching from gemas to jb. currently im in kluang. i was in segamat since dec 2. here are some pictures to share with you people since im not in a mood to write a long story. let pictures do the talking.

this picture was taken on my way to paloh. we were using a shorter route by trepassing mas gading sime darby estate. hihi.. it is because the normal road to paloh would take our journey up to 1 hour and 45 minutes. but by trepassing the estate, our journey was cut short to approx 1 hour.. and the scenery was awesome!

it is saturday

2010-12-11T17:24:00.003+08:00

mode on utk menaip sbb aku dah mati akal dok segamat. byk gak daerah aku dah jalan2 sbb keja. daerah paloh the latest n agak gila. hope aku leh survive. hahah. so plan nak amek gambar liku2 jalan yg kene aku lalui dgn nissan vanette ke site aku.

nnt ade la aku aplod.

oh ya. sedang aku sengkek ni. terase nak masak sendiri.

tp xde keperluan memasak. dpt gaji nnt aku prepare pe yg patut utk dibawak traveling supaye mudah.

just want to share u some of my self-home made recipe.

sup campak.

u can campak anything inside yr soup.

kiub ayam knor.

jagung

kulat champignon

fish ball, crab ball, chic sausage.

sos tiram

telur ayam

tepung jagung.

lada hitam

(cabik geronong) dono words in WM. we called it cabik geronong.

sape leh buat dgn jayanya akan mendapat hadiah istimewa dari aku.

bleh modify kasik lagi bes

qalas qalas kek lapis 1.

sila google. (im promoting my friend's business too)

berminat nak menempah? halo2

leopard mati d tengah jalan

2010-12-08T22:53:00.002+08:00

sori tade gamba. xbawak camera otw. tp tak tipu.. dekat area paloh menghala yong peng. real. aku sempat brenti tepi jalan tgk haiwan itu. hoho

clumsy

2010-08-03T23:35:00.002+08:00

ahahaha. not my day today. again. hahahahah. adoii. malu2.

prof mat akhir ajak bebudak kelas data processing masuk lab mase kursus CDS.

kursus stat lam 915, aku lambat sikit la.. dah stat baru aku masuk ngan bob. lambat la gak..

hahah. dah la masuk lambat.. bala lak datang. hahaha.

masuk je dh bunyi bising pintu lab aku bukak.. haiih..

tgh lalu kat blakang terlanggar lak pmadam api... gedeganggg!!

mase aku nak dok plak nyaris nk terjatuh.. haha.. salah landing... bising gak la lam tempoh 1 minit aku datang tuh. adehhh.. nasib bek tukang ajar kursus tu fokus.. p pejal yg dok seblah aku dah ketawa xde bunyikk.. tapi nak tersembur dah menahan gelak. last2 tersembur gelak + pura2 batuk. hahahhaha

oh my.

hahaha. so clumsy. malu! seb lecturer x pandang slekk.

aku pun blah lam 1015.. x sangggup lepak kat situ lame2 bile memikirkan onar yg aku buat tadi..

p/s: pejal, aku x buka tingkap dan terjun.. haha. kang aku mati kafir lak. hahahah bunuh diri.

adeiii. haha.

jatuh, dibunuh, atau bunuh diri?

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bangunan sultan iskandar.

tragedi berulang lagi.

penah blaku d STA.

few years back.

ulangan.

tunggu berita besok

oolblomslim

im scared

my life needs a revamp

kehidupan seorang fugitive countdown

TGIF

wilder

life is unfair

im lucky enough. ahahah.

i hate the moment

sigh

menipu diri sendiri

menipu diri sendiri

menipu diri sendiri

aku takut

aku tak tahu,

tahukah anda,

new interface la plak blogger ni

aku tak tahu,

tahukah anda,

aku tak tahu,

aku tak tahu,

aku tak tahu,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

tahukah anda,

(*_*)

tahukah anda, i am not a happy person right this moment?

weird month

ups and down

i feel no good

lets have a try

thought..

leg cramps

job offered

tq for your birthday wishes

suffer

dilema

thought

I am a big fan of IFTAR...... not a big fan of SAHUR though.....

world at war

marhaban ya ramadhan

hanya ular mengenal ular

aku seorang yang malang

its only me myself to be blame

aku nak tumbok org

Yes man

release tension

good time, bad time

not same as old days

buying a car

i miss the scent

chop chop

week in week out

befday mirza iman

befday ariq aiman

relieved

no money no talk

ular,snake,serpent,slang,schlange,ヘビ, ثعبان, साँप, 蛇, φίδι, נחש

Convocation

im deeply sorry

Fokus Untuk Capai Kejayaan (FUCK)

im cruel

sorry for abandoning this blog

i am a mativator

kami adalah pakcik yang kejam

mechanics, sanctum, no string attached.

abc

aku dan slurpee

craziekuzza

renew baligh

nightmare of the day

(_)